// This age is seriously light years better and more fun than when they were sleepy newborns. The giggles! The personalities!
// The poops though. Jesus Christ, the poops.
// This photo, for the rest of my life:
// It's like I have twin parent radar now. If we see each other out in public, we smile and acknowledge each other like motorcycle guys do on the road.
// Trying to feed Hazel pureed food = SHITSHOW.
// Hearing them laugh at each other warms my cold, cynical heart.
// Me on the floor = human fort for Vince to climb.
// Just saw the word "Mom-iform" in an article, and I wanna throw up a little.
// Vincent's relationship with the cat is pretty much this:
// I hate baby-proofing. Can I just super-glue everything down and put a helmet on them?
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